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Balconey Beezies 

a group of girls who are all wifey material. Their smiles radiate like the sun, and their amazing personalities shine even when the power goes out. They have big hearts, and will love you like its Valentines Day everyday. They will make you laugh with their jokes, and not ask you to pay cover like a comedy club. They make friends with the workers at Trader Joes, and even homeless people on the streets. They are part of the 1% minority of the population who have as many friends in real life as they do on facebook. They are sweet like a chocolate bar, and very classy; they are Ferrero Rocher, not Hersheys. Delicious and a little nutty, but always appreciated. They are multi ethnic and come from different backgrounds, but they go together like fast food and heart disease. Except none of them have heart disease. Nor any other disease for that matter.
Thats a cool group of girls!
Ya, they're all Balconey beezies
Balconey Beezies by shalupa March 6, 2010

thizzle beezies 

Taking the pill known as ecstacy(thizzing)while getting sweet domers from a bitch(getting head).
Dude, let's go to a rave and thizzle beezies.

skeezin on these beezies 

When you see a dude who's hitting on some hoes when he's really drunk and you just gotta call him out without the girl/girls noticing whats all going down cuz as good as they look in the moment the next morning he'll be thanking you.
Hey dude why are you skeezin on these beezies? You can do so much better man, your just drunk as fuck

shmeeze beeze a creeze! 

to smoke marijuana and in effect become inebreated. Smoke a bowl, Get lit, and so on.
steve walks up to brandon and says "I need a shmeeze beeze a creeze! You down?

Snurp or Beeze 

When you burp and sneeze at the same time (if that's possible, if not, then it's when you sneeze and burp right after (snurp) or vice versa (beeze) )
WAAAAACCCHOOOO!
BUUURRRRRRRRRRP!

snurp or beeze
Snurp or Beeze by ssgoku4000 July 19, 2009