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Prounounced 'crom-wahr', crémeux is the kinky French word for participating in sexual acts involving whipped cream.
(woman picks up a can of whipped cream off the supermarket shelf)

Shop Assistant: "Ahh! Doing some crémeux with your boyfriend tonight?"

Woman: "I'm sorry, I don't speak barstard!"
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cremeiux 

a dumb slut who takes it in the butt, he's not good at anything but being a dirty tramp
cremeiux by nj April 9, 2003