Ass Fly

An unattractive and uninvited guy who attacks from behind and attempts to dance and/or grind on your ass while you are dancing with your girls.

Better spray the DEET tonight...you look so hot you're gonna attract an Ass Fly.

Ass Fly by ~Limerick Queen January 5, 2009

ass-fly 

A stupid, dumb, annoying and disgusting insect that enjoys being around asses. Can also be used when referring to people.

Teacher: Your friends are bad influences.
Student: Frick you mean?
Teacher: You don't even know. You damn ass-fly. You go ahead.

ass-fly by I'mActuallyAMokumflow March 28, 2019

Big ass fly 

A “Big Ass Fly” is a house fly that is the proportionate size of a grape and has the loudest buzz known to man and will thump into your wall many times because it’s fatass is too slow to turn. You can usually encounter this monstrosity while taking a monster shit, or when your disgusting swamp ass won’t clean up the dirty dishes in your room. The best way to get rid of a Big Ass Fly is to suck it up with a shop vac, or kill it with a fly swatter.

Dude what the hell, there is a Big ass fly in my room!

Big ass fly by Fermit_The_Krog June 10, 2020

Blue-ass fly 

A British/Scottish/Irish way of saying house fly, and to make it sound like you’re doing alot, when you actually arent.

person 1: “I’m running around like a Blue-ass fly!

person 2: “oh! need any help?”

person 1: “im not actually doing much but it’d be a big help!”

Blue-ass fly by sulqur May 31, 2018

fly ass hoe 

A skanky looking girl who roams large social gatherings looking for a hookup that isn't you.

Jim: Damn Paul. That is a good looking lady coming to talk to us.

Paul: she isn't coming to talk to you. She is a fly ass hoe.

fly ass hoe by Moon man February 14, 2015

Venus Fly Ass 

The involuntary response of a heterosexual male when you place a figer too close to his ass hole. The hair detects activity, immediately causing the asshole to tightly clamp shut and the guy in question to jump.

During foreplay, when Mel put her finger too close to Jon's Venus Fly Ass, he clenched and yelled "hey! don't do that" - my ass is a one-way chute!

Venus Fly Ass by MelBeSea January 15, 2008

fly ass bitch 

a super hot girl who's got a nice ass and likes you back.
a girl who is tan, short(5'3), smokes pot and party's.

bali - hi is a fly ass bitch.
that fly ass bitch alex, is so jail-bait!

fly ass bitch by jkoisrhkland March 3, 2006