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baseball cap 

Device used to notify others that they are in the presence of a dickhead. The point may be reinforced by the wearer displaying said item at alternative angles, particularly back-to-front especially when facing the sun.
That wanker in the baseball cap.
baseball cap by redroar August 22, 2004

BASEBALL CAP 

A Type of hat generally worn by old men ranging from 75-93 years old. Wearing a baseball cap is a sign of ageing and usually paired with dependency of prescription drugs such as CRESTOR or LIPITOR . In very rare occasions used by mid twenty year old woman with drawers full of baseball caps and shades to express the excitement of a return to California on Instagram or other social media.
"In moving back to CA you recognize the importance of having an entire drawer designated to baseball caps & Sunglasses (insert CA related Emoji here)
BASEBALL CAP by THE BASEBALL CAP GUY September 24, 2014

LED baseball cap

A baseball cap is a close-fitting cap with a curved part at the front that sticks out above your eyes.
when you have purchased a beautiful baseball cap, that provides you with a strip of LED light.
"hey Margret guess what I purchased on wish last night"
"let me guess, a golden dick trophy"
"no, an LED BASEBALL CAP"
"WOW!!!"

uber baseball cap 

An oversized baseball cap with a ridiculously huge rim.
Also tends to cover the eyes and ears of anyone who wears one.
Mostly worn by blacks or latinos in urban communities (male or female).
Anyone wearing an uber baseball cap looks like a complete idiot.
uber baseball cap by Twentyfour December 29, 2005

backwards baseball cap 

Usually worn by a bro who is more often than not, on steroids and likes to look for bar fights. He also crushes lots of vageen.
"Backwards baseball cap guy" rolls into the blaring listening to " let the bodies hit the floor." He then stomps into to the bar and orders a Mich Ultra, as we do not want too many carbs. He then posts up shop at the end of the bar scanning the crowd, just waiting for someone to look at him the wrong way and it's on!!

Puerto Rican Baseball Cap 

The resultant poop on the tip of one's penis, following the act of anal penetration. Sometimes abbreviated to PRBC.
That girl needs a series of enemas, you should have seen the ridiculous puerto rican baseball cap I was wearing after we boned in the butt.