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offender 

A sexual predator who has been convicted of a sexual offense and therefore made to be a... sexual offender.
Joey: Hey wanna go into this alley?
Abigale: Why?
Joey: To look for my cat. He ran away yesterday and goes in this alley from time to time.
Abigale: Oh. Okay. Sure.
(next thing you know Abigale has been offended sexually. Joey was obviously lying, and due to his sick f**king mind, an offender.)

Offender 

Used to describe an offensive player on a team.
Who is marking that offender?

That offender is fast!
Offender by ThattGirll June 29, 2012

Flex Offender 

A flex offender is someone who has been accused of flexual harassment. They flex so hard that they make others around them feel violated. Registered flex offenders are not permitted within 50 feet of a school zone.
"Wow dude, that guy has light up wheely crocs. He even has a Minecraft t-shirt"

"Yeah, he's a registered flex offender"

Equal Opportunity Offender 

One who bashes and trashes any and every different type of person known to earth; including the basher's own race.
"Don't call me racist, I am an Equal Opportunity Offender."

Flex offender 

Definition: A flex offender is a person who has committed a flexual crime. Flex offenders can be classified as someone wearing to much overpriced clothing, or flaunting their bodies around to much. If you see a flex offender or suspect someone of flex offending don't hesitate to call someone.
Example: Johnny looks like a straight flex offender with all that Supreme gear
Flex offender by Nateg123 November 27, 2017

text offender 

someone who text's a lot and whose messages are mostly unwarranted or unwanted.
i get so excited when my phone rings cuz i think she's texting me, but then i see it's kek asking me something stupid and getting my hopes up. kek is such a text offender
text offender by fruitermelon October 24, 2008