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Browsing the gallery 

(V.) An alternate way of saying masturbation without feeling too awkward.
A more enjoyable and relaxed form of masturbation.
Family member: "So what have you been doing in your spare time, Dear?"
You: "Not much. Mostly just browsing the gallery."
Family member: "Oh...That's nice!"
You: "Yes. Yes it is."

Browsing the gallery 

A more relaxed, chill, and casual way of saying masturbation.
Person 1: Do you really masturbate?
Person 2: Not so much masturbating. More like browsing the gallery.

The Griffin Gallery 

A Gallery of photos that young Griffin Harrington has taken. It is quite outstanding work and he will go far. This is his website.
The Griffin Gallery. "Milk". "Orange Women" "White is My Middle Name"
The Griffin Gallery by Sam Fields August 10, 2009

The peanut gallery

Dancing for your peanut jar for looks
The peanut gallery by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

pump gallery for the sludge digestors

An insult against a group of people who are being stupid and you're not a part of it.

This is a reference to treatment of sludge generated by wastewater facilities, the pump gallery is where you watch thickened concentrated sludge be digested by micro-organisms.
Bob watches as cars continuously slide down an icy road and crash after not heeding anybodies warning or slowing down.

Bob "feels like im in the pump gallery for the sludge digestors"

the Galleria 

The Galleria is a fucking massive mall in Houston, TX. It is the 7th largest in America, currently having 375 stores. Most of the mall is built underground, with the top floor mainly at street-level. There are hotel and office towers combined into the mall as well. The entire mall itself is split up into 4 different wings; Galleria I, II, III, and IV, but each wing might as well be it's own mall because this shit is just massive. There are countless designer fashion stores, over 50 dining and restaurant businesses, a 20,000 sq ft. ice skating rink, and basically a store for anything you need. But if you've never been before, it's impossible to find the store that you're looking for without a map. One wrong turn and 2 miles later, you'll end up at the wrong end of the mall. Parking any time between noon to 5pm is just a joke. There are an assload of parking garages too, so if you manage to find a spot, don't forget how you got there or you'll never get out.
Chick 1: Hey, wanna go shopping at the Galleria?

Chick 2: I don't feel like walking 26 miles to find the store I want.

Chick 1: Bitch.
the Galleria by DudePersonMan3000 September 4, 2010