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Frankula 

(Proper Noun) A Hybrid of Dracula and Frankenstein. A common outcome when Frankenstein is bitten by a vampire. Rather than turning into a Bat, He turns into a Tyrannosaur and devourers massive amounts of sheep. He was the scourge of the world in 2029 when he infected over 2/3 of the Chinese population of over 15 billion. The U.N. sent aid to help stop this but it did nothing. As the infection spread, Humanity learned that it is pretty bitching to be a Frankula. People embraced it and soon the world all became frankulas. Was also a popular dance move in the 70's.
Dude it is pretty bitching to be a Frankula!

Dude, I am doing the Frankula!
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a mark likes to play with his frankulator
frankulator by notamark May 15, 2008
wow wat a hairy franula
franula by kaldflajdlkfjlk December 20, 2009

Frankilated 

When one goes to Frankie's New York Buffalo Wings to get absolutely butt fucked by some hot ass, tasty ass, scrumptious head ass chicken wings. Comes boneless too if that's the way you swing :)
Person 1: Yo after going to school do you want to get frankilated

Person 2: Nah G I already got frankialted with 5 other guys

Person 1: Ok Zaddy
Frankilated by The Frankilator October 25, 2022

frankuleze 

The son of God brother of Jesus, gifted with the atomic biotic. Has vigorous strength & will power. Has the power to shut down governments & corporations. Responsible for freeing humans & animals from suffering. Also known as wonton parmesan.
Watch out, Frankuleze is here.
frankuleze by Atomic Biotic January 15, 2023
A person who pulls birds non stop and can hacc the barry.
Franklan can hack the barry, Steven can't.

Count Fankula

A normal Italian Stallion by day, who transforms into a vampire at the stroke of midnight. May suck up to 7 pints of blood in one night. Count Fankula is rumored to lurk the streets of Agawam and nearby towns at dusks searching for his next victims. If bitten by County, apply directly to the forehead, which is ice, which is what you need to apply, to your forehead, and also, maybe the general area of the bite, which is what you need to do, if you were bitten, you apply ice, to those areas, that i mentioned, there's two, which are areas,, which you need to apply ice to, if you were bitten, by the Count Fankula.
Used in a sentence: I think Count Fankula is a real vampire because I've seen him naked.
Count Fankula by Marcvp August 31, 2007