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Frankula 

(Proper Noun) A Hybrid of Dracula and Frankenstein. A common outcome when Frankenstein is bitten by a vampire. Rather than turning into a Bat, He turns into a Tyrannosaur and devourers massive amounts of sheep. He was the scourge of the world in 2029 when he infected over 2/3 of the Chinese population of over 15 billion. The U.N. sent aid to help stop this but it did nothing. As the infection spread, Humanity learned that it is pretty bitching to be a Frankula. People embraced it and soon the world all became frankulas. Was also a popular dance move in the 70's.
Dude it is pretty bitching to be a Frankula!

Dude, I am doing the Frankula!

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frankulator

a dick used for sex or other things
a mark likes to play with his frankulator
frankulator by notamark May 15, 2008
wow wat a hairy franula
franula by kaldflajdlkfjlk December 20, 2009

Frankilated 

When one goes to Frankie's New York Buffalo Wings to get absolutely butt fucked by some hot ass, tasty ass, scrumptious head ass chicken wings. Comes boneless too if that's the way you swing :)
Person 1: Yo after going to school do you want to get frankilated

Person 2: Nah G I already got frankialted with 5 other guys

Person 1: Ok Zaddy
Frankilated by The Frankilator October 25, 2022

frankuleze 

The son of God brother of Jesus, gifted with the atomic biotic. Has vigorous strength & will power. Has the power to shut down governments & corporations. Responsible for freeing humans & animals from suffering. Also known as wonton parmesan.
Watch out, Frankuleze is here.
frankuleze by Atomic Biotic January 15, 2023
A person who pulls birds non stop and can hacc the barry.
Franklan can hack the barry, Steven can't.

Count Fankula

A normal Italian Stallion by day, who transforms into a vampire at the stroke of midnight. May suck up to 7 pints of blood in one night. Count Fankula is rumored to lurk the streets of Agawam and nearby towns at dusks searching for his next victims. If bitten by County, apply directly to the forehead, which is ice, which is what you need to apply, to your forehead, and also, maybe the general area of the bite, which is what you need to do, if you were bitten, you apply ice, to those areas, that i mentioned, there's two, which are areas,, which you need to apply ice to, if you were bitten, by the Count Fankula.
Used in a sentence: I think Count Fankula is a real vampire because I've seen him naked.
Count Fankula by Marcvp August 31, 2007
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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