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Bookmarked 

To meet and claim someone as yours ahead of time while living your hoe phase.

“met too soon
Sarah my dream wife, but I gotta get my hoe phase out of the way first; she definitely getting bookmarked
Bookmarked by BIGLEE_78 November 16, 2018

No Bookmarked 

When you are supposed to have read a book and the test is the next day and you stay up the night before and read the book all the way through.
Jim: Bro, did you read "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn"?
Joe: Yeah man, I no bookmarked that thing so hard last night!
Jim: Nice!
No Bookmarked by CollegeRush November 15, 2011

muddy bookmark

When you are fucking a tramp in the ass you peel off the condom and place it in a book or magazine in their house To be discovered later.
I went to some sluts house last night and totally left a muddy bookmark in her copy of Mein Kampf.
muddy bookmark by Shithousepoet March 13, 2015

Buffalo bookmark 

wiping feces on the page of a book
Jay was mad at Dave so he took his anatomy book into the bathroom at left a Buffalo bookmark on the day's assignment.

Crappy Bookmark 

Teacher: Where did you get that bookmark
Student: In Mexico
Teacher: That's a crappy bookmark!

Macon Bookmark 

After sex, shit in any book and leave.
I fucked the librarian the last night so of course I gave her the Macon Bookmark as I left.
Macon Bookmark by 1_SHOt March 25, 2009