Facon 

Fake bacon. A vegetarian substitute for bacon, usually made from Textured Vegetable Protein (T.V.P).

"Instead of a B.L.T I had an F.L.T for lunch, meaning Facon, lettuce and tomato."

Facon by Robert Del Fonté January 6, 2008

facon 

fake bacon

facon and eggs sandwhich

facon by Carmen M February 19, 2009

Facon 

Artificial bacon for vegetarians made from corn fed pigs or something.

Consistency of an old school tie when cooked.For best results fry lightly in animal fat ;-)

As Hilary tucked into her facon and egg muffin she explained that fish didn't really count as they dont have fur and yes that proves she was a vegetarian.

Facon by cpRtech July 17, 2007

Facon 

Fake bacon- usually refered to off brand bacon such as turkey bacon

Mom I don’t want facon I want bacon!

Facon by Jacobdahomie December 30, 2018

facon 

fake bacon like you buy in a jar or that you get at a cheap take out place

I eat facon on my salad. There was facon on that poutine.

facon by peders July 14, 2012

Facon 

A person who believes his life is hard and terrible although he has tons of money and goes to a private school.

A facon talking to his "friends":
"Man my life is so terrible!!! I have a crappy Nokia and my mum has to pay the rent!!!!!"
*Goes home, plays on his iPad while in a bathtub full of money*

Facon by fdfsdfhgfgcv khubi August 17, 2014

Facon 

An instance in which you believe to have smelled the scent of bacon however it turns out it is just someone’s fart

Man I sure was hungry this morning when I thought I smelled some bacon turns Out it was really just big bobs facon

Facon by Litarocrasee……men March 8, 2022