smootherness

A way to quantify how smooth you are

Nailing every chick on the floor took some mad smootherness.

smootherness by Pimpdizzle Forizzle February 4, 2005

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Captain Smoothness

n. One who does nothing, but screws up anything they attempt to do.

"Way to go Captain Smoothness!! You screwed up again!"

Captain Smoothness by Frazier May 30, 2006

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smoothness

A computer attribute that supposedly equates to unwaveringly consistent performance.

AMD users on AMDzone invented this term to rationalize their ownership of inferior processors when compared to Intel's current offering.

Yo, this Phailnom II may not be able to render like that i7-920, but I prefer smoothness over sheer performance.

smoothness by MyMomMyMom December 7, 2009

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smoothness

The most amazing person ever who has very smooth skin in the genital area. This person can do a lot of things, like scream, bite pillows and other objects around, including yourself.

1.My smoothness represents kindness, laughter and goosebumps.
2.I am still sore because my smoothness has a big interest in me.

smoothness by boo hoo hoo July 24, 2008

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smitherness

Essentially it's a cashout

I'll blow his house to smitherness

smitherness by rporvz March 31, 2026

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Enjoy The Smoothness My Friend

To become one with the smoothness

bartholomew: *becomes smoothness god*
jack: holy fucking shit
bartholomew: *gives jack smoothie* enjoy the smoothness my friend

Enjoy The Smoothness My Friend by fucking dio August 3, 2023

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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