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bearer-seek-seek-lest- 

What you are going to hear a lot while playing Dark Souls 2.
*trying to level up*
Shanalotte: "Bearer-seek-seek-lest-"
Player: "SHUT UP"

bearer of bad news

I hate to break it to you, but if you don't know what this term means, you are a dumbass.

bearer of good boobs 

When you have been blessed by the creator with a lucious set of knockers.
Anna - "I hate to be the bearer of bad news but..."
Jacob -"Good thing you are the bearer of good boobs already. You can't have both titles."

Paul Bearer 

The former manager of The Undertaker that appeared on WWE programming in the 90s. Paul Bearer played a mortician that had a peculiar pale complexion and high pitched voice. He carried an urn down to ringside that would give the Undertaker "powers" from the dead spirits. Occasionally, Paul Bearer would bring a casket down to the ring for the Undertaker to put his opponent on.
Man, I miss the old school days of the Undertaker when he had Paul Bearer with him!
Paul Bearer by moomoo11 March 4, 2007

Bead Bearer 

a Bead bearer is a person, naturalist, Nu Metal or Surfer who wears wooden beads. 4inch beads are the most fashionable, but 8 inches count.
Bead bearers like the same music as nu metals
Nu Metal: Look, its bill, the bead bearer!
Surfer: DUUUDE
Bead Bearer by shurrup July 14, 2004

load bearer 

A wad of tissue or cloth like material (or what ever is closest ie sock, empty chrisp bag) used to minimise the mess during masturbation.
I was having the mother of all wanks the other night but it all went wrong when i shot my bolt and realised the load bearer was still in my pocket.
load bearer by aaaron September 24, 2006