flittering

Flirting with someone on Twitter

He and I were flittering all day, I sooo didn't get any work done.

flittering by jenaye_m13 October 14, 2009

Flirteting 

When people market their products by flirting with you and making you feel special, only to realize that they are probably doing this to everyone on social media.

That guy just sent me all these private messages complimenting me on my style and how cool I was and then told me he can't wait for me to hear his new music album, after I sign up on his website. His flirteting almost got me! Combination of flirting and marketing

Flirteting by Xtiaanity September 3, 2015

flirteting 

When someone uses flirting with the hopes that you will buy their product, such as music album, or get you on an emailing list. Combination of flirting and marketing

Just when I thought the cute guy was gonna ask me out, he told me to follow him on instagram so that I can find out when his new album comes out on iTunes. I was a victim of flirteting.

flirteting by christiaanity September 13, 2015

Flintering 

Drinking excessively, especially during the week, and staying out until last call. Usually needs to happen more than one consecutive night in order to really count as Flintering, but getting completely blitzed can still qualify. Originates in Ireland.

"Darrach, why do you look so tired? You have a big proposal today!" "Man, I've been Flintering all week. I'm WRECKED!"

Flintering by terminator98 April 16, 2013

littering and... 

Slang phrase for smoking marijuana. From the movie Super Troopers wherein the troopers are messing with some stoned college-aged kids that they've pulled over on a highway. Lt Ramathorn asks them if they know why he pulled them over and they reply that they don't know. Ramathorn then starts saying mto them, "Littering aaannd... Littering aaannd..." several times and then finally says "Littering aaannd......smokin' the reefer."

"What are you doing, Dude?"
"Not much right now - just littering and..."

littering and... by Bucko McCane May 22, 2007

Dick Flattening 

Dick Flattening refers to a type of cock and ball torture which involves flattening one's penis via placing it between two flat surfaces and applying pressure to it.

- Babe! It's 4pm, time for your dick flattening!
- Yes honey.

Dick Flattening by dbgrd April 30, 2021

fattering 

The opposite of flattering.
Can be used to avoid lying when someone asks you if they look fat if said quickly enough.

Girl: Do these pants make me look fat?
Guy: No, it is very fattering.
Girl: Thanks.

fattering by chicky noodles May 24, 2014