Skip to main content

attend the barbecue 

"did baze get hia back tatt spelt wrong?"
"idk"
"wake him up"
next day
"y'all were trying to wake me up to attend the barbecue in my honor"

The Bedford Barbecue

the act of filling a girls ass with ketchup, mustard, or any other desired condiments, and then shoving as many hot dogs as possible into her ass. Let it sit for 15-20 minutes, and then ear and enjoy!
Man 1: My family is coming over for a barbecue this weekend!

Man 2: Is it the bedford barbecue

Man 1: DUDE WTF!? DONT EVEN SAY THAT SHIT!
The Bedford Barbecue by Not Mike M November 19, 2013

The family barbecue 

A sacred event reserved for only one’s best of friends. Usually involves brisket and getting piss-drunk.
Person 1: “yo just so you know you’ve been cool recently so you get an invite to The family barbecue”
Person 2: “This Honor will not be misused.”

You Trolled Me At The Barbeque 

Person 1: "Yo Jake, could you lend me five dollars?"
Jake: "No. You trolled me at the barbeque."