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The Typewriter 

When your partners member has too much length / girth to be taken in orally by the usual methods. The typewriter is the alternative approach of approaching the schlong from the side and going to towncorn on the cob style”
Oh Susan…it was just so big I had no choice but to pull out the typewriter

poop in the typewriter

Spare me the dissertation Vicky, I get your point...the rest is just poop in the typewriter.

The Italian Typewriter 

The act of furiously poking a woman’s breasts, preferably large and on the nipples, then slapping them to the right, like you would a typewriter.
Bro I did the Italian Typewriter to Stacy last night, and then she came like Niagara Falls.