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M.W.A.S.P.

"Man With a Small Penis"
A man who buys an expensive sports car to compensate for the lack of bulge in his pants.
I recently heard a man say that he wanted to buy a Ferarri. His excuse was that he was going through a mid-life crisis; in reality, he's an M.W.A.S.P.
M.W.A.S.P. by reiders March 14, 2006
Oh Dayum! That chicks hot!
I know man, but she's got a bad case of M.E.W.S.
What's MEWS?
Idk, but i give it to her a lot.
M.E.W.S by ThePerryBUTT November 18, 2010

m.m.w.t.g.s 

*person of same sex*: Cutie got a nice booty😩
You:what?
Them: huh?
You: m.m.w.t.g.s
m.m.w.t.g.s by El ritardo July 31, 2018
male: S.M.W.D

Female: Okay
S.M.W.D by tinymeow20005 February 12, 2018

P.U.W.M.S. 

Putting Up With Men's Shit
I need to take a walk, i'm tired of p.u.w.m.s.
P.U.W.M.S. by twistedmind23 February 4, 2010

s.s.m.w. 

My mother Ilise is a huge s.s.m.w.. She sucks her friend greg's cock all day long and looks like a toobis from anubis.
s.s.m.w. by tdj anus March 1, 2009