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Better than a dirty spatula

A phrase indicating that an item isn't the best thing in the world, but it's far from the worst thing offered.
"That set of mismatched socks isn't my favorite, but it's still better than a dirty spatula."

better than sex 

guy 1: You know what's better than sex?
guy 2: what
Guy 1: Wario.

better than bieber 

this is a term that has been showing up very frequently in the youtube comment section. You can find at least one person saying this under any video on youtube. This is usually said when a video is deemed by the person to be much better than listening to justin bieber's music.
msstacybieber: i hate this video they totes make fun of my precious justin.

neon471: better than bieber

trolldudelololol: PINGAS!!!!

Better than nothing 

Someone who's not Mr. or Mrs. Right, but is Mr. or Mrs. Right Now. Someone who will do in a pinch until a more suitable person comes along.
"Hey, what do you think of my new girlfriend?"

"Well, she's better than nothing..."
Better than nothing by marydelta November 17, 2011

better than your's 

Nothing can compare.
ever.
So nice of you to try tho :
haha look at those sleezy ass friends of her's.
Yea bitch they're better than your's.
better than your's by aprilll April 18, 2008

better than a stick in the eye 

A phrase learned growing up in wisconsin. Not sure of its use outside of that illustrious state. Means that something is not so great, but it could be worse.
So you're going to visit Topeka. It's better than a stick in the eye.