HPS 

Humps per second(HPS) is a universal measurement that measures ones humps per second. The average HPS in North America is 4.2-5.1 HPS. It is illegal to cross international borders with an HPS over 6.8.

Did you see Joe with those 2 girls in the tent. Ya I swear his HPS is almost 9. That's amazing!

HPS by Bobbyboucher69 March 20, 2017

HPS 

Horny Prostitute Syndrome, an illness that most white girls suffer from from the ages of 13-24, they begin to think that they are hott while dancing because guys are staring at them( because they dance weird, not that they're good or anything)

The world isn't ready for unnecisary HPS maybe when your older

HPS by HottbloodGirlAFDreamz March 23, 2005

hps 

Homework Paralysis Syndrome

Occurs when you just cant do your homework. It's not the fact that your homework is hard, its just the fact that you're too lazy to do it.

Guy 1: I have a lot of homework to do
Friend: So why dont you do it?...
Guy:I have hps
Friend: oh, that makes sense

hps by Viewtiful Bro December 28, 2005

hps 

Holland Park School
The whitest school you can think of.
The head teacher, Mr Hall is a bald headed twat and the teachers are either gay or pedos

“hey do you go hps”
“yeah i can’t wait to leave THAT fucking hellhole”

hps by Icantfinkofanamesothiswillbeit March 20, 2019

HPS 

The abbreviation for a type of bulb know as "High Pressure Sodium". It is well-known in horticultural groups. Especially cannabis growers because he spectrum it emits is perfect for use during the flowering cycle of cannabis plants

"My Afghani has been flowering for 4 weeks under a 400w HPS."

HPS by Narcissus July 13, 2004

HPS 

HPS, also known as heavy penis syndrome. When a mans penis is so Heavy it results in back strain and rapid blood loss.

Just went to the doctors today because I have a bad back and feeling faint, turns out I’ve been diagnosed with HPS.

HPS by Ash man dingo October 5, 2020

HPS 

High Priestess: the supreme leader of a small neo-pagan group, esp. a coven.

The HP consults with the HPS, but is subordinate to her.

HPS by HuachucaKid February 26, 2019