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mystery hole

A kinder, more gentle and playful word used to describe the asshole, rectum, and/or anus.
"My mystery hole sure does hurt something bad today."

"How in the world did she get that thing inside her mystery hole in the first place?"
mystery hole by www.babysue.com April 26, 2006

Mystrade 

It's from the Sherlock fandom, it it the shipping of Greg Lestrade and Mycroft Holmes
A: Did you read the new Mystrade fic yet?
B: No I don't really ship Lestrade and Mycroft. It's not my division.
Mystrade by DarkNScarrie October 3, 2012

Mystrade 

The portmanteau couple name describing the slash ship of the fictional characters of Detective Inspector Greg Lestrade and Mycroft Holmes from the BBC miniseries Sherlock, popular despite the fact that the characters never shared a scene on the show.
I totally ship Mystrade!
Really? I prefer Johnlock
Mystrade by TickletheToast October 2, 2012

Murder Mystery 2 Teamers 

fucking emo assholes that team up in mm2 and the one that is murderer kills everyone else but their dumbass team, or they fucking camp the gun until one of their teammates gets the gun because they're too scared to die.
Murder Mystery 2 Teamers just show off their shitty emotes and knives
Murder Mystery 2 Teamers by mvyb October 8, 2020

Mystery Wipe 

There you are, comfortably seated, and just finished doing your business, when you realize, There Is No Freaking Toliet Paper! Karma has chosen this moment to give you that little payback you know you've got coming ;)

Presented with few cringworthy options, you notice the small waste basket your girl keeps next to the toilet. Therein lies the "Mystery Wipe."

Now this is a real gamble. Like a bad fortune cookie, you just don't know what you're gonna get. But, after pondering the alternative, you close your eyes and reluctantly dig-in, hoping for the best. We've ALL been there;)
Man, we ran out of toilet paper and I had to "go-fish" in the Mystery Wipe!
Mystery Wipe by Valhalla MMA May 13, 2019

Mystery Cache

The designation of a type of geocache used in the GPS game of geocaching that contains an unknown element that needs to be figured-out before the location of the cache becomes knowable. Examples of mystery elements that a mystery cache could contain include: games to play , field puzzles using information found at the listed coordinates, information hidden within the cache page or content, passwords, ciphers or codes and many more possible unknowns.
Holy crap, it took me a week to discover that the password to that mystery cache was shamalamamoomoo!
Mystery Cache by swagzombie June 15, 2016