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the jason 

a mix of rootbeer (about 12 oz) with vodka (1-2 shots), an unlikely combination, but tastes fantastic.. if you like root beer.
have you tried the jason?
yeah, i mixed it with that shitty vodka dubra, but it made dubra drinkable so its all good
the jason by qu October 9, 2005

the jason 

to stick your finger up your ass multiple times a day
you hear about that fruitcake?
yeah dude, he does the jason all the time

The Jason 

The act of getting a girl home for Netflix and Chill, but falling asleep before anything happens.
Ross: "Did you shag that girl last night?"
Gary: "Nah, I pulled The Jason"
The Jason by DlouisD May 21, 2019

The Jason 

When someone is drinking a redbull and puts his erect penis in your face, in the loudest and most obnoxious way possible.
Amanda was reading quietly, when her boyfriend pants less and drinking his redbull did The Jason, and she was very unhappy about it.
The Jason by Spanky888 September 3, 2023

The Jason Effect 

The Jason effect is where you come into contact with a 'Jason' over a period of time and this is when the effects start to kick in.
1. memory loss of important task (temporary)
2. Become lit beyond your imagination
Person: "ohhh shit what was i doing"
Person2: " Your're gooing through the Jason effect right now"
The Jason Effect by TruSparkz December 1, 2017

the jason ate whore 

the man who gets the most ass in the whole fuckin party
P1: Dude that guy pulled a "the Jason ate whore."
P2: Yea I know that is so pimp and cool.
the jason ate whore by Master evil December 17, 2008