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hopping down the bunny trail 

To be so heavily under the influence of a psychedelic or dissociative substance that you are unable to distinguish normal reality from the magical reality that has taken hold of your mind. Seeing pixelated kaleidoscopic patterns in the carpet, being afraid to open the freezer because you're afraid that the fishsticks will attack you, and the ability to talk to squirrels are some sure signs that you're hopping down the bunny trail.
That PCP I had last week really had me hopping down the bunny trail.

hopping mad 

hopping mad meaning very angry or highly pissed off
my neighbor turned his dogs loose in my yard to do their business and refused to clean it up i was hopping mad

i was hopping mad when a neighborhood dog came in my yard and killed a mother raccoon and her babies
hopping mad by littlejimmie July 27, 2019

hopping tard 

someone so beyond retarted they hop up and down. A hopping tard is someone that just annoys the shit out of by their stupidity and lack of self control.Very often bratty children are hopping tards.
that screaming kid's a hopping tard.
hopping tard by bill's old lady January 12, 2011

Hopping the pond 

When will you be hopping the pond, Joe?

My flight leaves from Chicago on thursday and I'll be arriving in London the next day

hopping counters 

To engage in sexual intercourse; sexual union between humans involving genital contact; the act of hopping over a counter, skipping foreplay, to immediately begin a sexual act.
I was tired of getting mixed signals from the guy who was eyeing me at the office, so I finally went over to him and and we began hopping counters. It was really intense.
hopping counters by seabear69 October 15, 2011

hopping the fence 

changing the gender of your usual sexual partner, just to see if the grass is greener.
"did you hear jacky and marie broke up?"
"really?"
"yeah marie cheated on her with some dude"

"no shit"
"yeah so then jacky wound up hopping the fence herself just to see what cock was all about"
"wow. what did she think?"
"meh."
hopping the fence by war-n September 10, 2014