belt it

Properly securing an errant boner behind ones belt when standing up in public.

"Dude, I was staring at Tinas tits in class today and the bell rang. I had to belt it so no one would see my chubby and laugh at me."

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belt it up your arse

Australian version of "stick/shove/ram/cram/jam/poke it up your arse"

Belt it up your arse: "When the mechanic told me it was gonna cost five hundred bucks to fix me car, I told him to belt it up his arse."

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When you try to conceal a raging boner by placing it between your clothing waistline and stomach

"I had to make an Italian Belt Buckle before I stood up in class"

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