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Por favor is please in spanish which you can look at the definition of please yourself, you aren't too lazy. right?
American: Do you speak english?
Brazilian: Por favor *gibberish Brazilian words*

por favor, mahalo 

A combination of two different cultural phrases to create the universal "please and thank you" phrase.

Por favor meaning "please" in Spanish.

Mahalo meaning "thank you" in Hawaiian.

Phrase is usually said immediately following the question, without giving the person being asked time to respond.

*Phrase coined by Z-Dawg during the fall of 2008.
Finger Bang, could you hand me that notebook? Por favor, mahalo.
por favor, mahalo by Zaydar March 1, 2009

por favor, donde esta al bano? 

you have walked into a friend`s house, needing a bathroom, perhaps to fix your makeup. you say, por favor, donde esta al bano?

¡por favor mi amigo!

Something to say to you spanish friend to pretend you know Spanish
Person1:Cómo es usted buen día señor

Person2:¡Por favor mi amigo!

Person1:Unirse a mi mafia italiana o de lo contrario

Person2:¡Por favor mi amigo!

Negro, por favor 

A term used by whites/mexicans who dont want to get shot at. it's like a black person saying, "NIGGA PLEASE!!!!!"only whites wont get get killed
"Suzie's looking fine today."
"Are you joking, dog? That chick's fugly."
"Negro, por favor."