The Canadian Scramble 

“You put the dick in the tits and you tie it in a bow, put some ketchup on it, that’s a Canadian Scramble!”

We made The Canadian Scramble on the futon.

The Canadian Scramble by TIttyTickler22 December 29, 2020

The Canadian Sizzler 

When one dips his penis in maple syrup and wraps his junk with canadian bacon. The syrup will help the bacon stick on your penis. He then proceeds to have intercourse(vaginally or anally) and creates so much heat it cooks the bacon. This may take some time to cook. Once said bacon is cooked the woman then eats the bacon off said member while your jizz in her mouth

Dan: Yo Mike you were really banging that chick last night for a long time.

Mike: Yeah, as soon as she found out I was Canadian, she asked for a The Canadian Sizzler

Dan: Nice!!!

The Canadian Sizzler by Canadian ambassador of beaver February 24, 2011

the canadian sled dog 

occurs while several women are in doggy style position. You start yipping and barking as if to have an orgasm. Instead when they turn around you piss in there faces making a statement that your the ALPHA male and there your BITCHES.

So I had a foursome last night with Laura, Jo, and Erin. I so used the Canadian Sled dog on them. That will keep them in line for a few days.

the canadian sled dog by Fullek August 26, 2010

Giving someone the Canadian 

1. Fucking a guy in an underground parking lot
2. Brushing a man's girlishly long hair in a very homo way

I saw this guy Giving someone the Canadian in the parking lot and he was brushing his girlishly long hair while doing it!

Giving someone the Canadian by SOTsyndicate September 1, 2012

the canadien stranglar

The 'Canadien Stranglar' is a notorious Asian criminal who resides in Canada. He immigrated to Canada from China at the age of 10 and began living a life of crime on the streets. He's well known for being a positive role model in the gangster and criminal community. He doesn't deal or do drugs and usually doesn't resort to any violence. He is well known to 'do' chicks and than after try and choke them, but he can never do it and they always run away. He is currently in jail.

The canadien stranglar tried choking me the other day after I had sex with him.

the canadien stranglar by Donovan200 September 16, 2006

Fuck the Canadians Day 

On December 18th it's the national Fuck the Canadians Day where you can harass the Canadians freely and there is nothing they can do about it.

Mike: Hey bro do you know what day it is ?
Kevin: Yeah December 18th, Fuck the Canadians Day.

Fuck the Canadians Day by Not a Canadian thank god October 17, 2021

The Canadian Carry 

When you carry a cup of Tim Hortons coffee/tea/hot chocolate by putting your thumb on the rim of the cup and index and middle fingers on the bottom, because of the extreme heat of the beverage.

The Canadian Carry saved my hand from being scalded on the trip back to the office from Tim's.

How does your hand not feel like it's on fire while carrying a Tim Hortons coffee?
I always use The Canadian Carry.

The Canadian Carry by Vancini June 18, 2011