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Apple fell on my head 

When one accidentally discovers a command or trick on an Apple device. A moment of iEnlightenment.
guy1: "Hey, I just learned how to delete Facebook posts on my iPhone!"

guy2: "No way...who taught you that?"

guy1: "The Apple fell on my head as I was brushing away some pocket lint!"
Apple fell on my head by jtuck58 February 23, 2011

ballsack on my head makes me happy 

a sentence used by gays or drunks at frat partys
gay: oh my goddddd ballsack on my head makes me happy!
drunk:ughh ballshack on my head makesh me happy

Put a bun on my head 

Code for getting yourself off, then going to sleep right after.
Ted: I’m going home to put a bun on my head.

Harold: nice, I might throw one on too.
Put a bun on my head by Jbottom January 10, 2020

hop on my head 

1. used when someone has no knowledge of something

2. when someone is being annoying
wow you don't know what that means just hop on my head!

stop being annoying and hop on my head!

raindrops are fallin on my head 

Consists of laying on your back and leaning one's butt against the wall in such a way that your hips are above your head, once in this position the masturbator begins to stroke himself, and when an orgasm was achieved, semen would discharge all over one's face, mimicking the effect of raindrops falling on one's head.
One of John Wayne Gacy's favorite masturbation techniques is the raindrops are fallin on my head.

Walking taco balancing on my head

Sean: "If we put the keyboard solo on the EP it'll sound good but won't match the physical release."
Lachlan: "walking taco balancing on my head"