An instance where two individuals are out on a date and sit on the same side of the table/booth thinking that it is romantic when it in fact is and looks ridiculously stupid.
*happens almost exclusively in Pittsbugh, PA
Person 1: "hey look at those two jagoffs over there on a Pittsburgh date!"
Person 2: "Hahahaha how fucking stupid, sitting on the same side...she must be giving him a handjob!"
A lonely stand alone toilet that is in an old basement in the corner of a room or laundry area with no walls around it, thus open for anyone to see who enters the basement.
A resident of Pittsburgh, PA who has a high likelihood of being born from inbred bloodlines, as the Western part of Pennsylvania is in the heart of Appalachia. Appalachia is known for extreme poverty, low IQ, poor hygiene, and inbreeding with close blood relatives.
I'm going to have to stay in my hotel tonight where its safe so I can stay away from the inbred Pittsburgh residents. I don't want to come in contact with those people, I don't want to catch a disease or lower my IQ.