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Traffuck 

When you can't get somewhere because the traffic is horrible.
"Sorry I'll be late for poker, dude, I'm in horrible traffuck."
Traffuck by GooGuyGooGuy September 8, 2013

traffuck 

noun - what goes through one's mind upon entering traffic; how humanity really feels about traffic... the word "traffic" just does NOT suffice
"I apologize for being late... I got stuck in traffuck."

Or one might utter to him/herself suddenly while driving on their own to work, "OH TRAFFUCK!!"
traffuck by Traffuckfeldt October 22, 2009

traffuck 

traf-uck noun, verb, -fucked, -fuck·ing.

–noun
1.
the lack of movement of vehicles, ships, persons, etc., in an area, along a street, through an air lane, over a water route, etc.: the heavy traffuck on Main Street.
2.
the vehicles, persons, etc., not moving in an area, along a street, etc.
3.

when you absolutely can't be late and you get stuck on the road you are traffucked.
4.
Road congestion stress.
running late for a job interview came around the bend on the thruway and suddenly a dead stop...traffuck. The traffic has f**ked me again.
traffuck by Never say January 4, 2011

Traffuck 

Damn! Traffuck is so bad, I'm going to be so late!
Traffuck by Crippy Dented November 19, 2010

Traffuck 

When you are stuck in the worst traffic ever - you're stuck in Traffuck!
Why didn't you make it into work on time?

I was stuck in Traffuck!!

Traffuck 

Also known as rush hour traffic. Especially in DC Metro
Man, dude, I'm in traffuck
Traffuck by rollmybluntbitch August 19, 2016