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Phonationship 

instances in which individuals engage in relationship-like activities over vast distances through the medium of the phone, computer or other digital media, generally with individuals that have only met a few times.

The use of sexting and phone sex has vastly improved the longevity of many phonationships world-wide.
Hey, are you still having a phonationship with that dude you met in Cancun last year?
Phonationship by TreatYourLife January 24, 2011

poontagonist 

The object of one's sexual desire/frustration who lends to the overall dramatic plot of one's own carnal existence. Can be used in fictional or real-life terms.
Stumpy: 'Dat prop Estella Havisham in "Great Expectations" is merely da poontagonist of Phillip; had he shagged dat fine bitch-ass he'd of moved on to all dem ripe artshop ho's who be wantin' on him and wulda neva looked back!

Butch: You've never appreciated Dickens' work.
poontagonist by Last-droP May 14, 2008

phonetagious

The digital Pavlovian response to check one's cellphone/smartphone after seeing someone else check his/hers.
We were having lunch when Georgia's checked her smartphone. the phonetagious response was comical.
phonetagious by Cutters79 May 9, 2011

phoncation 

Turning off or powering down your cell phone for more than a re-boot. Not to be confused with your battery dying. This is a VOLUNTARY reflex. Turning off the cell world and turning on the real.

*i know it seems impossible*
Tucker has been texting for 15 hours, his thumbs are bleeding, he needs a phoncation.
phoncation by thetuckmonster July 5, 2012

phontain 

a dude who curls up on a barbie chair. a guy with feminine type qualities.
"that sissyass dude is a phontain fa sho!"
phontain by thekideric January 12, 2009

phonation 

give me a text on your phonation, thats a nice phonation
phonation by amy123 September 15, 2007