Royal Baby 

An over-hyped infant that shits golden eggs.

Hey, did you hear about that Royal Baby???

Yeah, that little cocksucker shits golden eggs!

Royal Baby by Potato Sack August 31, 2013

Royal Baby 

A baby from royalty which without a doubt will be lifted high above the balcony while the queen sings ITS THE CIRCLE OF LIFE AND IT MOVES US ALL.

Twitter: You should name the royal baby ____

Royal Baby by hiyaitsalllama August 30, 2013

British Royal Guard The Baby

Passing a chemistry exam with a blindfold on

"Dude, I'm gonna british royal guard the baby today."

British Royal Guard The Baby by Swag Boy 1 Million June 6, 2015

BABY ROYALE 

When you take a bunch of babies addicted to crack and throw a ball of crack in the middle and they fight to the death

Man 1:We can't feed all of them how do we decide which ones eat

Man 2: We'll have a Baby Royale

BABY ROYALE by ThyLocalCrackDealer January 18, 2019