To gongoozle is to get someone, usually more in an aggressive fashion. By "get" I mean kill, tag, beat up, but really it's up to you! However, it is widely known that if you do gongoozle someone too hard, that there will be repercussions. This variant of the word gongoozle is never to be linked with anything nsfw.
If you’ve ever been to Amsterdam in the Netherlands, you’ve probably encountered some gongoozlers. To gongoozle is to gaze at activity taking place on a canal or waterway. It’s also used to describe those who harbour an interest in canals and canal living, but do not actively participate.
Gongoozling is kind of like ogling, but somewhat oddly specific to canals. Now that you know the word, you’ll probably notice gongoozlers everywhere—walking along the riverbank, on the beach, strolling around your neighborhood pond on a sunny afternoon. You, yourself, have probably been gongoozling for years without even realizing it.
A very SPOOKY being that hides in your pool only at night. The gongoozler will venture out into your chlorine liquid, and rest right before dawn, when it wakes and leaves. It takes the form of a half fish, half pre-pubescent man. It repeats his name, and is particularlyinterested in men named Mark Fishbach.
The gongoozler prefers the pitch black of night. It lurks in the deep end of perfectly normal pools (or oceans) that have only been heated for two hours. The gongoozler will heeeeeeeh swim up to you, take you by the toes, and bring you down down down into the frothy depths. The tail of the gongoozler is considered to be a mighty relic.
If you see a shadow in your pool at night, it may be the shadow of the gongoozler. If you have ever heard the call of the gongoozler you know death is coming. Memento Mori, friends. 33: 11: 51: 11
Mark better watch out swimming around in his pool at night, or the Gongoozler might grab him by his toes and drag him to the depths...dragging him further beyond.
The gongoozler aims for the toes when hunting in deep water and is only present in pure darkness
If you ever hear the gongoozlers call, you know that death is coming.
A distant relative to the creature "heehoo" and "the melon man"