vampage 

a vampage is a vampire rampage. something y'all don't want to see. a vampire in a vampage is a lot stronger and faster than usual and in rare cases a lot hornier

Ruben - "tried to kill a vampire yesterday , spaz went into a vampage"

Sam - "shit , motherfuckers be vampaging"

vampage by sensual lover March 17, 2013

vamage 

The catastrophic damage caused to a female's special place by the violent and destructive act of delivering a baby vaginally.

I used to love to nail my girlfriend, but then she got knocked up and had a baby and now the vamage is so bad, we've had to switch to anal.

vamage by nomogates February 17, 2014

vampaneze

Originating from a twelve-book series called "{Cirque Du Freak" ("The Saga of Darren Shan" in Britian and Ireland), a group of blooddrinkers that broke away from the vampire clan when the vampires decided to stop killing humans. They have purple skin and red eyes, hair, and fingernails because of large comsumptions of blood. They hold high morals and never lie, but they kill when they feed.

"Fear me, the Lord of the Vampaneze! I'm worse than Ann Coulter!" -- Steve Leopard

vampaneze by Wail Halls September 7, 2006