canineo 

Italian slang that mean perreo

Canineo senza paura.

canineo by gi.roca November 16, 2019

Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft 

A miraculous life-changing surgery: side effects can sometimes change patient into turtles.

Robins dog came home from his Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft surgery as a turtle.

Lily: "How long did you--"
Robin: "Longer than I'm proud of."

Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft by anonymous888534 September 7, 2012

What bizarre act is the canine performing? 

A phrase used by British people use when perplexed about what a dog is doing.

"Allow me to receive a mint." "Allow me to receive one as well." "let me obtain one as well." "Splendid!" "Jolly good show!" "What bizarre act is the canine performing?"

What bizarre act is the canine performing? by sigma sugma September 8, 2021

Canine Asshole Reclamation Project 

A poorly funded but longstanding inner city project set up to assist dogs to find their original assholes after the tragic fire that caused them to lose track of their own so long ago.

Many folks are unaware of of the important and selfless work done by the Canine Asshole Reclamation Project which seeks to reunite dogs with their rightful assholes.

Canine Asshole Reclamation Project by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2020

Canine Fudge Punt 

The act of sticking your finger into a yapper dogs behind, shoving it down his throat, and punting it back into the neighbors yard where it came from.

If I catch that dog in my trash again, I'm going to feel angry and canine fudge punt that little mutt over the fence.

Canine Fudge Punt by Intellectual Word August 14, 2012

Canine Mufflehouse 

A specially constructed, hi-tech doghouse invented to effectively prevent neighbors from having their sleep destroyed by your obnoxious little outdoor yapper.

I picked up the Canine Mufflehouse right before my neighbors, who had apparently joined forces to have me taken deep into the desert with Fifi, made their move!

Canine Mufflehouse by Dr Bunnygirl September 25, 2019

caninopathic 

A dog that is unpredictably or usually vicious with other dogs, but gets along well with people. This is a trait common to many terriers.

Don't let your dog get too close to Scruffy; he may look cute and friendly, but he can snap as soon as he's close enough; he's caninopathic.

caninopathic by Pete Pearlman May 28, 2010