The quarter back for the Kansas City Chiefs. Some people compare this specimen to god. Also know for having a very strong arm. This nigga also sounds like Kermit the frog.

Example:
Dude1: Yoooo I just saw Patrick Mahomes!
Dude2: Dont you mean GOD...
Dude1: Totaly Dude
Dude2: Dude
Dude1: Dude

Patrick Mahomes by Mr.dudewitadude,Dude January 23, 2019

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Matoe

A ridicolous creature that does ridicolous things, and forces others to join in with it.

-Damn there go a matoe
- Run!!

Matoe by booBooq123 July 26, 2009

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mahtomedi

Mahtomedi is a small town in Minnesota. It is located on a lake where everyone has boats and just another place to party. Where everyone is pretty much loaded and live in huge houses. Teens party in fields of their friends houses. Parents all know and dont care too much that we all go drinking because good chance they did it when they were younger and lived here.

if you live in mahtomedi going to the high bridge, fairy falls, the boomsite or anyones field is a normal place to have a party.

mahtomedi by maht July 28, 2008

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Hasbulla Magomedov

noun
A God-King. He has been sent by the sentinels themselves to bring peace and prosperity to this terra firma. Often classified with a GHD, he actually prefers his understated size to gain advantage on any threat.

Recently accepted the position of Minister of Agriculture in Россия in honor of his love for chocolate covered strawberries.

Currently, he is training for the world heavyweight title against Abdu Rozik.

Hobbies include the Namibian National Cricket Team, Space Invaders, as well as extreme couponing.

"Have you seen the news recently? There is this little dwarf in Russia".
"No my friend, that is Hasbulla Magomedov. The Omen has returned to its creation".

Hasbulla Magomedov by KolossalKraut June 2, 2021

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