A man or woman who has mastered the art of floating in water and flirting at the same time. A true multi-tasker in the ways of mating.
A very sexy floater.
Woman 1: whoa did you see that guy!
Woman 2: Man I did! He's got the hair, the equipment... He is so floatatious! I could jump his bonesright here in the pool!
Woman 2: whoa girl they'll bar us from this pool with talk like that!