Many people believe in an afterlife. Recent scholars have developed new
knowledge; based on a new study. The study shows a theory developed by the great and powerful mind of
Alexander Vilapiano. His theory is that when we die we are in fact reborn. Those who do well in life come back as a Lion or something badass. Those who are evil are re-birthed as
Anal Beads.
Anal Beads Theory
1. If you are good in life you are reborn as a lion. If
you're a dick, you are reborn as
Anal Beads.
2. Danny was a dick to Jose, so when Danny died, he was reborn as Jose's Anal Beads.