12 year old girl 1 - did you see that hottie in last nights game?
12 year old girl 2 - duh I’ve already requested him on ig and dmd him 33 times!
12 year old girl 1 - I only watch little league for the hotties
When you shove 9 fingers into a lady. Preferably more of your non dominant hand. Your dominant thumb then rubs the clitorus while you yell "hey batta batta"!
A little league dad is the male equivalent to a soccer mom;
white
middle-upper middle class
office drone kids have names like hannah, tyler, becky, and zachary
kids usually enrolled in 1 or more extra-curricular activity (mainly little league baseball)
Usually a decently nice person, but when they're in the stands when their kid is at the bat, they are BLOODTHIRSTY.
Person 1: "I was walking by a baseball game, and when some kid got a home run, this dude fucking LOST IT."
Person 2: "Definitely a little league dad."
For baseball-playing kids: Something to strive for.
For anybody above fifteen: A ridiculous eleven-day attempt to make them feel like cynical cranks.
For Kellogs Frosted Flakes, and ESPN: An eleven-day stretch where money flows in like crazy.
The Little Leaguer from the American team went up to the plate. Bases loaded, one out, bottom sixth, 1-1 tie, Little League World Series world championship. The Little Leaguer gets a hit, bouncing right by the opposing shortstop, giving the American team the victory and making the Little Leaguer an international celebrity because of a stupid hit.
P.S. The opposing shortstop went back to Japan, changed his name, and became an emo.