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my bitchass neighbor. she has curly hair but her family got straight hair so she adopted as fuck
“why doesn’t ur family have curly hair? ohhh that’s a parise”
parise by Richaaaayy December 25, 2019

Zach Parise 

Zach Parise is a young star in the NHL who is currently going into his third season as a New Jersey Devil. He had 14 goals, 18 assists, and 32 points in 81 games during his rookie campaign, including a goal and an assist in his first NHL game which was against Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins. When Zach Parise scored that first NHL goal, becoming only the 12th player in NJD history to do so, the crowd began to taunt Crosby with "Parise's better!!" In his sophomore campaign, he had 31 goals, 31 assists, for 62 points, second on the Devils only behind captain Patrik Elias. On August 1, 2007, he re-signed with the Devils for four more years, making 12.5 million over those next four years. Zach Parise has become a fan favorite for all Devil's fans for his great skill. He also seems to be the most excited person on the bench when his team scores, jumping up in the air like a little kid on Christmas morning. When he scores goals, sometimes it's hard to decide what is better, the goal itself, or his face of excitement. Zach Parise has also become a favorite to all women NHL fans around the NHL because of his stunning (appearance. He was born on July 28, 1984 in Minneapolis, MN. His father, J.P. Parise also played in the NHL particularly with the New York Islanders and the Minnesota North Stars. His brother, Jordan Parise is now a goaltender for the Devil's minor-league team in the American Hockey League, the Lowell Devils in Lowell, Massachusetts.
Zach Parise will be seen hoisting the Stanley Cup in the not too far future.

There is an abudance of people wearing Zach Parise jerseys in the new Prudential Center.

The future of the New Jersey Devil's franchise is Zach Parise.

After Patrik Elias, Zach Parise will more than likely take over Captaincy duties.

Zach Parise will fill any void that Scott Gomez leaves, and actually do a better job!

Zach Parise should hit the 40-goal mark next season.

Zach Parise is deserving of the Hart Trophy.

"Parise's Better!"

Pepperoni Parise 

An alternative to a traditional all male threesome, when only two males are available. The middle participant in the threesome is being anally penetrated while simultaneously inserting his throbbing member into a Chicago style deep dish pepperoni pizza.
On a cold wintery Chicago evening, nothing will warm you up better than a classic Pepperoni Parise.
Pepperoni Parise by sillyphilly November 12, 2015

Jordan Parise 

the older brother of NHL player, Zach Parise. Jordan is a goalie, and is the son of legendary J.P. Parise
Chico Resch: And that's Zach Parise's big brother out there, Jordan Parise, filling in for Marty Brodeur in net tonight.
Jordan Parise by Super Swedes December 7, 2010

who was in paris 

Who was in Paris?
Niggas
who was in paris by Friedpiglet March 29, 2021
Parisa is a beautiful lovely girl who is very popular. She is lovely kind and caring and she is always thinking of others, everyone loves her because she is so honest. She will never let anyone bring her down, she will also never let anyone get in her way
Parisa by Lopelop April 28, 2014