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for church 

Alternative way of saying 'for sure'. Church, in this instance, refers to the slang definition meaning 'the truth'.

The phrase 'Church' is often used by 'G' people and was featured on AMC's 'Breaking Bad'. However, the phrase 'for church' is a little more specialist, used only by a very small selection of people from South-West London.
Dude 1: Are you going out tonight?
Dude 2: For church.
Dude 1: To church?!
Dude 2: No; for churrrrch... Meaning yes.
for church by Chordy236 June 22, 2014
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SFC ( Safe for Church )

Content that is that dose not oppose religious values.
"The artist won't draw LGB characters. Her commissions are all SFC ( Safe for Church )"

Church for the Wicked 

Any group or assembly that claims to be righteous, peaceful, and open-minded when in fact they are immoral, spiteful, manipulative, and controlling. In the case of an actual church refers to a ministry of people who despite their claims do not actually uphold the philosophies of Christianity or any other religion.

However, in most cases it is used only as a metaphor and may be used to describe anyone.
The high school cheerleading squad is just another Church for the Wicked.

Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt 

It speaks for itself though doesn't it?
Hym "Breaking! Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt but disparages men who dress like clown women and DON'T fuck little boys in the butt. He has to pretend I don't exist because if we both have cameras pointed at us at the same time, I'm going to bet him that I can fuck his wife better than him, and then he immediately loses the interaction because he knows that I'm right and framing reality in the way that you want it to be perceived for your viewers IS BETTER truth. It's more true than truth. It's YOUR truth. And people like it because it's a VERSION of truth that affirms his narcissistic delusions of superiority. Now, I know what you're thinking 'But Hym! I thought there was no such thing as "versions" of truth! You said there is only THE truth' and you're right! But I just say shit that I don't believe sometimes and have no responsibility to maintain any kind of continuity of thought or belief."

Iam "Ope... It says it's loading but I highly doubt they have a gif for 'Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt'... Instead I'll just do a cat. Meow. That'll lighten the mood... There. "

Churching for Gold

The act of removing money from the church offering plate when it is passed around.
Out of desperation, Joe went churching for gold to pay his bills.