CHIA SOAP 

THE ACT OF SHAVING OFF ONES PUBIC HAIR AND PLACING THE LEFT OVER RUFFAGE ON YOUR ROOMATES BAR OF SOAP

THAT FUCKIN DANIEL HASTON GAVE ME A CHIA SOAP ON MY IRISH SPRING SOAP WHAT A FUCK HEAD

CHIA SOAP by CASEY ALLEN July 7, 2008

chia seed 

A Chia Seed is a person who has no grammar-sense and misspells things a lot.

That must be a Chia Seed - they're misspelling everything.

chia seed by Basil Chicken September 18, 2020

Chia Seed 

The average white, vegan, school shooter, cross-country runner.

GARY STOP BEING SUCH A CHIA SEED MUNCHER

Chia Seed by Chia Monster March 15, 2023

chia seeds 

Seed of the salvia hispanica (chia) plant.

Ray Sulak eats chia seeds to fuel his endurance runs.

chia seeds by AugmentedCactus October 1, 2010

Suburban Chia Pet 

Putting a flaccid penis into one’s mouth and waiting for it to grow.

John partied too hard and couldn’t get hard right away so Melissa used the Suburban Chia Pet method.

Suburban Chia Pet by Misty Gallows May 22, 2025

chiasmus 

1. (rhetorical figure): A reversing of the order of words in corresponding pairs of phrases.

leges supplicio improbos afficiunt, defendunt ac tuentur bonos (Cicero, De Legibus, ii. 13)

The laws VISIT PUNISHMENTS upon the wicked, but the good they DEFEND and PROTECT.

chiasmus by mihailoff February 20, 2005

Fouta-chiasse 

Noun:1:A catastrophic situation in which the totality of successive events go wrong for one, many or all individuals involved.2:A period of time in which the Murphy Law is omnipresent.

:Gosh, this is really the fouta-chiasse.
:The movie ended in a fouta-chiasse

Fouta-chiasse by Boy Bros May 12, 2004