Qwank 

The sound produced by a mechanical duck.

Once activated, Doctor Farnwarth's mechanical duck sprang to life and declared, "QWANK!"

Qwank by TheBigDavester January 17, 2012

Qwank 

Someone who is a stupid idiot that doesn't have an ounce of sense in their body.

Wow Jeff is such a qwank!

Qwank by paradisn' September 30, 2021

Qwank 

Quick wank

When I get home from school I have a qwank before my mum gets home

Qwank by shmozzle May 12, 2010

qwank 

A quick wank.

That is my definition and it doesnt have to be 20 letters you turd.

Hmm. I fancy a quank.

qwank by .:: Bomber ::. September 3, 2004

Qwank 

Someone who enjoys butt sex but is not gay or homosexual

That qwank was awesome

Qwank by Fun at school January 6, 2010

Qwank 

A penis fart

I thought I needed to piss, but when I got to the toilet I just let out a HUGE Qwank!

Qwank by Fuck you sheindizzle! September 22, 2009

qwank 

qwank is a slang word for the space between you balls and your asshole.

Its also the name of a band from Lowell, MA during the late 90's

She kicked me in the qwank

qwank by Qwank127 April 14, 2006