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blue water 

The anticeptic water in a port-a-potty. Commonly found at sporting events and concerts.
At the golf tournament, the chubby girl in the Old Navy sweat suit would not stop watching me. After witnessing Tom Kite break his six-iron over a patron's forehead, I took the girl into the nearest port-a-potty. Whilst inside, I continuously dunked her head-first into the blue water, all the while penetrating her from behind. Tom Kite would not stop laughing.
blue water by The Pantsman May 13, 2007
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Blue water 

A code word used by clueless visitors to a topless area (Usually a beach, swimming pool, or other place where water is prominently blue) used to point out a nice looking set of boobs without being noticed by the other people.
Guy1: "Hey man, look at all this BLUE WATER around here!"

Guy2: "Yeah I know! theres some really big BLUE WATER to your left."

Guy1: "Holy shit! That's the nicest BLUE WATER I have ever seen!"
Blue water by AAShadow15 January 27, 2010

Blue Water 

Getting a blow job in a port-a-potty while you are taking a shit.
I met this bitch at the fair, I gave her the blue water after a corn dog and lemonade.
Blue Water by Chili Dawg October 23, 2019

Blue Water 

Those Floresville boys can kill a case of Blue Water in no time!
Blue Water by ClemDeLaClem September 19, 2011

Blue water 

Blue water, the source of all life. If a guy call himselfs "Blue-water" (check the capital B) he got to be a friendly and plane guy!(and suck in CS)
"Blue water = good thirst-drink"

(see also "water")
"Wanna come with me to the water? ok! *walking to the water* Omg! that was a "blue water"!"

"Hi Blue-water, hows it goin handsome guy?"
Blue water by Blue-water May 20, 2004

Blue Water 

When you mix certain things together to make yummy water.
Angel: No give me my blue water back NOW!
Blue Water by Peach Galaxy February 24, 2023

Blue water burrito 

A blue water burrito is another word for shit in a porta potty.

The burrito represents a long and solid turd while the blue water is the blue liquid in the porta potty.
I just laid a blue water burrito in the honey bucket.