Pavel's Forehead
Pavel's Forehead by Ignisir November 17, 2019
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Pavel Surprise
"Last night was so romantic. He lit candles and spread rose petals on the bed. Then he gave me a Pavel Surprise."
Pavel Surprise by Mark Middleton March 31, 2009
pawel's mum
Pawel's mum is beautiful. She has a nice anus, It is big enough to fit 5 bowling balls and 2 black cocks inside at the same time.
In 2003 she was in a porn movie called pakki bukkake 3 where 15 Indian children covered her face in semen.
In 2003 she was in a porn movie called pakki bukkake 3 where 15 Indian children covered her face in semen.
pawel's mum by Robohorse January 17, 2018
Patel Shot
(n.) a candid photograph with a person in the foreground and a place or object of interest (such as a tourist destination or landmark) in the background. Overdone by Indians, and hence the name.
Patel Shot by KaruBall June 17, 2011
go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings'
Example 1:
I don't know what to do - my boyfriend can't stop turning his head at anything in a short dress and stilettos. I find it really humiliating.
ah yes, go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then adjust his horndog settings to what you'd like them to be
Example 2:
what are we going to do about the energy crisis and global warming?
go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings', click on 'energy efficiency' and then next to that you'll see 'make the world a lot more energy efficient'
Example 3:
How do I stop my boyfriend from farting so much?
go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then 'flatulence'...
I don't know what to do - my boyfriend can't stop turning his head at anything in a short dress and stilettos. I find it really humiliating.
ah yes, go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then adjust his horndog settings to what you'd like them to be
Example 2:
what are we going to do about the energy crisis and global warming?
go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings', click on 'energy efficiency' and then next to that you'll see 'make the world a lot more energy efficient'
Example 3:
How do I stop my boyfriend from farting so much?
go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then 'flatulence'...
go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' by Peter Greenwall March 2, 2011
Patel Shake
Once finished with filling gas at the pump the act of turning the gas nozzle at a 180 degree angle so that the hose is in front of your face, then shaking the hose in a circular manner until every last drop of gas is in your tank.
Anil Kapoor: Hey Rajesh what are you doing there?
Rajesh Patel: Just getting every last drop of gas out for my cheap ass, you know the ole "Patel Shake."
Rajesh Patel: Just getting every last drop of gas out for my cheap ass, you know the ole "Patel Shake."
Patel Shake by Hsuan May 5, 2010
Pavelskiing
The act of pulling down your pants and attempting to suck your own penis in the middle of a sporting event, theatrical performance, or any other event where you are somewhat the focus of attention. In the act of Pavelskiing, the Pavelskier will attempt to Pavelski in a non-discrete location, however all audience members will notice the person attempting to suck their own penis because they are in the middle of an event where many people are focused in on them. The act of Pavelskiing is named after Joe Pavelski, a San Jose Sharks player, who was the first person to attempt such an act.
Person 1- "Hey did you just see that goal?!?"
Person 2- "No I did not see that goal, nor did anyone else, because I was too busy watching the goalie Pavelskiing. He was trying so hard but just couldn't get his own penis into his mouth."
Person 2- "No I did not see that goal, nor did anyone else, because I was too busy watching the goalie Pavelskiing. He was trying so hard but just couldn't get his own penis into his mouth."
Pavelskiing by tallglassofwater December 24, 2014