Icy Mikey 

i·cy Mikey   ahy-see Show IPA
adjective, i·ci·er, i·ci·est of Mikey
1.
The act of producing a bowel movement in a Wendy's "to go bag" and placing the shit wrapped in the bag in the freezer. Wait two and a half months. Then remove it with care from the wrapping, and fuck the shit out of the bitch that cheated on you or fucked with your head or emotions in any such manor.

My wife was pregnant but it turned out not to be mine, it was Gregs kid, Greg is my pet cat... So I gave her a good old fashioned Icy Mikey

Icy Mikey by vanXname October 6, 2012

Icy Mike 

pissing in a condom, freezong and fucking, well, anything with it

lance just gave virginia the ol' icy mike

Icy Mike by bo lojob April 23, 2003

icy mike 

all of you are wrong....straight from the big brother magazine owned by larry flynt over 10 years ago..........an icy mike is when you piss in a condom, then freeze it... ok now after its frozen, you take it out and poke a hole in it.... you then throw it in someones car if their windows are open, therefore melting piss all over the place....

i threw an icy mike in that toolbox's car hahahaha

icy mike by ulpsb August 26, 2011

Icy Mike 

Shitting in a condom, freezing it, then fucking a chick with it.

Jane just got icy miked!

Icy Mike by Mikus February 7, 2003

icy mike 

to take a shit, freeze the shit, fuck a girl with the frozen shit untill it thaws out, and then you eat the shit.

"dude i cant beleive your into icy mikes"

icy mike by brendan December 29, 2004