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No Habla Hollandaise 

When you are unable to speak the language of hollandaise.
Guy 1: Hey bro want to grab some brunch tomorrow?

Guy 2: Sorry man, no habla hollandaise.

Hallandale Winter Frog 

Any French Canadian (usually from Quebec or Montreal) who Vacations during the Winter season in various trailer parks in Hallandale FL. Winter Frogs are easy to spot as they tend to be over tanned, do not practice good hygiene (rotten teeth, no deoderant), are horrible drivers, do not tip and take pride in haggling non negotiable prices. Winter Frogs love playing penny slots at the local casino and have a sense of arrogance at all times. Winter Frogs insist on speaking French and are offended when South Florida locals cannot communicate with them.
Why is this damm Hallandale Winter Frog holding up the checkout line by haggling the price of cigarettes.

hollandsexual

When you love Tom Holland/ the Holland brothers way to much
I love Tom Holland so much, that makes me hollandsexual

Hollandaise donut 

One of three true types of donut, along with maple and chocolate. Created because of a teacher's Freudian slip.
A donut shop has three kinds of donuts (maple donuts, chocolate donuts, and Hollandaise donuts). How many different orders of n donuts are possible? What if there were k kinds of donuts?

Hallandale Beach

A city in Broward County, Florida. Most notorious for it's wealth of drugs, usually crack cocaine, and prostitution. Hallandale Beach is also known to have a high population of retired individuals.
-I'm going to Hallandale Beach this weekend, wanna come?

-Sorry, I don't do crack anymore.
Hallandale Beach by braduh October 13, 2008

Hallandale

Hallandale (The Dale) : A small neighborhood located in Broward County, Florida just outside of the Miami area. Home of the realest niggas ever. 🤘🏽 Mostly known for it’s beautiful beach and horse racing track but don’t be fooled, it get scary by dat graveyard. Also known for it’s one of a kind Lingo where niggas just add “ ‘on ” to the end of every word. (Example : “Dale’on”). Ran by zone 10, zone 3, YPN, 1TM etc. The only time the people come outside the house are on special events like MLK day, New Year’s Eve, Prom line up, 4th of July and occasionally for football and basketball games.
Old head: Damn son, why you flexing on em like that.
Dale nigga: Cause I’m from the Dale’on... poe bitch.

Hallandale 🤘🏽
Hallandale by Dale jit🤘🏽 August 21, 2019