Piper Prime 

A person who gets a nose bleed whenever they look at the popular Nintendo video game character Samus Aran.

You love Metroid too much, such a Piper prime

Piper Prime by Slamlink February 9, 2021

prime the pipe 

Before you go out to a singles bar masturbate before you get a piece of ass, this would prolong the experience for her and save you the embarrassment of not going a long time with her.

Dude - " Hey Johnny let's go out to the Juke Joint what do you say?" Johnny- "I'm down with that but you know I got to Prime the pipe first there bro"! yeah right like he is going to tell his friend that he is going to jack off.

prime the pipe by Dik hed July 29, 2017

pimer 

your wife, only if you like her

hey, pimer, did you get me another beer?

pimer by tim October 12, 2004

PIMER 

PRINCIPLES
INTEGRITY
MORALS
ETHICS
RESPONSIBILITY

John wasn't chosen for a career in Law Enforcement because he HAD pimer.
You cant have pimer if your in law enforcement.
The Sargent found out Joey had pimer. Joey was fired immediately.

PIMER by reeeetaaaaad June 3, 2023