Boris 

The Highest Ranking man in all of Europe. He is the husband of Mother Russia herself. Now they praise The Slav King Boris, AKA The Shashlik King or Super Slav, has received the flask of honor making Russia great again. Recently, Boris has fought off the Nazi's in Germany and will go on to fulfill the dream of a universe painted red along with a hammer and sickle. Boris has created an everlasting Soviet Union and has united many other Slav countries including Poland, Czech Republic, the deceased Yugoslavia, Slovakia, Bulgaria, Croatia, the conquered Latvia, Slovenia, and many other countries. He will make sure the Nazi's fall to their knees at his mighty power. You don't need anything fancy to conquer the world only 10,000 warehouses full of vodka.

All praise the Slav King Boris

Boris by TheSlavKing June 4, 2018

Boris 

The often overlooked pinnacle of awesome. He is an enigma, nobody knows what he's thinking nor feeling at the moment, yet this is what makes him appealing to EVERYONE. Handsome, intelligent, friendly, and refined, it is hard to find a single word that can encapsulate the greatness he exudes. To be a Boris is to be the ultimate underdog; everybody seems to underestimate and even forget about him, but he never fails to blow minds whenever it's his time to shine.

Carrie: Is that Boris? He's so cool!
Bo: Are you serious?! "cool" is just not cool enough for Boris.
Carrie: So what word's cool enough for him?
Bo: Boris. Just Boris.

When odds are against you, you're definitely a boris. it also means you'll WIN.

Boris by Millenium Spikes September 29, 2011

Boris 

A sexy Eastern European guy of dubious origin who will sweep you off your feet with his twisted old world charm . He will leave you speechless in and outside of the bedroom .

Rose : My new man Boris is setting me on fire !

Brit : Oh My !

Rose : It's his charm ;)

Boris by Apple Blossom January 13, 2013

Boris 

A Seagull

Wow, look at that Boris flap it’s wings! It’s trying to steal all my French Fries!

Boris by Danisonder June 8, 2020

Boris 

A turtle boi.

aheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee thats Boris!

Boris by 1bA November 3, 2019

Boris 

the sexiest person in the world

may be a girl, we're not really sure

loves many things including his/her superheroes

really perfect

"boris is amazing" - Lava

"i know dude, hes totally the best sidekick in the world"

"I LOVE BORIS" - richard

richard loves boris loves richard

Boris by richard the hunn2 January 29, 2012

boris 

the duck off of blues clues...
hey whatever...i'm the only one that remembered his duck

steve"let's go play with boris!"
kids" -.- "

boris by Pyro3138 February 18, 2009