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tent-pitcher

(n.) A great idea, enticing enough to induce an erection just by thinking about it.
"Oh, man! I just got a tent-pitcher!"
tent-pitcher by MFT May 28, 2005

pitched tent 

When a guy has a boner that goes straight out and makes his pants bulge out. Kind of resembles a "pitched tent' hence the name.
Whoah man I got a total pitched tent from looking at Cassandra
pitched tent by pitchedtentmaster October 8, 2006

pitched tent cop 

a dick hard cop, that gets off one harrassing/arresting ppl
str8edge: " i got pulled over on for doing 28 in a 25. i was on a bike. he said that a bike must follow the same rules as a car...wudda pitched tent cop!!"
pitched tent cop by KEGmurder December 11, 2010

Pitched a tent

Having a boner.
Pitched a tent by BigMacRavioli August 10, 2017

"Pitched a Tent" 

1)waking up to a pelvic "Tee Pee" due to a sleeping Hard on. 2) when you wife decides to sleep with her knees bent vertically (sit up position, knees up, back down) thus creating a tent like structure with the sheets causing you to freeze your balls off and wondering why you feel a breeze.
1)"Damn, we went camping and mathew "Pitched a tent" in his sleeping bag!"

2)Awake in the middle of the night, freezing, and notice your wife, spouse , girl friend pitching a tent with her knees.
"Pitched a Tent" by Chicopee Greg November 1, 2007

Pitched a back tent

Otherwise known as shitting your pants, pitching a tent in the front being a boner, so pitching a back tent obviously would have to come from the back end.
Shit, I just pitched a back tent. I gotta go home and change.
Pitched a back tent by bugkoa December 18, 2024