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Thunderbastard 

A football goal scored usually from long-range with high degrees of velocity and power.
Metgod's free kick against West Ham in 1986 was an absolute thunderbastard of a strike. Probably the thunderbastard of all thunderbastards.
Thunderbastard by pascalious March 1, 2013

Thunderbite 

Massive case of under bite.
Hey bro, check out that bitch, she rockin' a thunderbite!
Thunderbite by tjseal3403 October 14, 2011

Thunderbastard 

In football parlance, a screamer of a goal struck from distance with a high degree of power leaving the goalkeeper no chance.
That Jay Rodriguez for Burnley scored a Thunderbastard of a goal past the hapless David De Gea of Man Utd. (Cue mass exodus of Man Utd fans from Old Trafford}
Thunderbastard by Kebabob January 23, 2020

thunderbeef 

“bro did you just thunderbeef? thats nasty!”
my bad
thunderbeef by vcat_ February 11, 2022

Beyond Thunderbone

The act of two guys engaging in a masturbatory battle, inside a dome-shaped jungle gym, where the winner is the combatant who can climax first. (Note: During the battle, the jungle gym should be covered by the wagering spectators to prevent any random onlookers from seeing inside.)

Term references the film Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome's arena where opponents battle each other to the death.
"Make sure there's no kids around! Bob and Bill are going beyond thunderbone! Two men enter, one man leaves!"

thunderball 

A glorious game emerging from the coattails of of standard Professional Baseball. Highly contraversial due to the extreme nature of the game.

Differences when compared to baseball inclue, but are not limited to:
1. Defenders are allowed stop base runners by any means necessary. In turn runners are allowed to keep their bats to defend themselves.
2. Pitchers are allowed to throw three balls consecutively, and in a game are given a total of three ceramic balls filled with whatever they want.
3. Wild Dogs and gorgeous honeys are allowed to roam the field distracting and attacking defenders or offenders at their whim.
4. Each inning the offenders are allowed to control a Miata which is allowed to roam the field, defending few, and flattening others.
5. And Lastly, twenty feet behind second base is the gun circle, with a fully loaded revolver. Under no circumstance are players allowed to enter the gun circle, or use the gun.

The players amazing, the game phenomenal. This is Thunderball!
None of us own a gun, so we can't start a game of thunderball.
thunderball by jack19821101 September 10, 2008