flurfnee 

A complete euphanism for any curse

"Why you flurfing flurfer!" farmer Bob screamed at the kids stealing his cabbage

flurfnee by Ivan Zero May 4, 2004

Flurfnee 

n. Flurfnee
One who is being hit on the head with a salmon
v. Flurf
To hit a flurfnee with a salmon
n. Flurfer
One who hits a flurfnee with a salmon

Bob was promptly and violently flurfed after telling his friend he was a professional flurfnee

Flurfnee by Conor Bane March 30, 2004

flurfnee 

A dildo, specifically the rather large type consisting of steel. May have spikes.

Another definition is to use a salmon as the flurfnee.

After using my flurfnee, my rectum needed to heal for 3 days.

I didn't realise the flurfnee I was using was still alive.

flurfnee by Maacks September 24, 2006

flurfee 

When you fart during orgasm

Yeah, I just flurfee’d. So?

flurfee by Flurf July 11, 2023