Dick scurvy 

Not having sex for a prolonged time which might show some physical attributes.
Similar to the traditional scurvy which is vitamin C deficiency

Also known as sex deficiency.

Its been almost 10 months.., Jusus Christ I have dick scurvy now....

Dick scurvy by Amove July 5, 2019

Dick Scurvy 

When BrickBeard the Pirate's penis becomes infected, with gluten based germs, and falls off.

Yaaar! My hideous dick scurvy scared all the ladies away!

Dick Scurvy by The Gluten-Dairy Free December 22, 2023